Anatomy of a Lady Retreat

As per C.’s request, here is a summary of my recent lady writing retreat. This is basically me bragging about the best week ever.

Arrive Sunday night at vacation home in Maine.

Monday – Friday

7:30am Breakfast, discuss hopes and dreams for today’s work, there was no internet so all email checking had to be done on phones (which really limits email checking)

8:00 SET THE TONE by starting a 30 minute writing session (all tone violators were lovingly but firmly shamed)

8:30 break for chocolate and coffee

8:45 two more writing sessions/coffee breaks

(personal breaks for showering and makeup by discretion)

12:00 Lunch at local coffee shop, explain our work to each other

12:00 -4:00 work at coffee shop using internet

4:30 ZUMBA!!!!!

6:00 Each lady takes turn making dinner, discuss the state of pornography, literature, hair, and STUFF

minimal drinking, early bedtime

REPEAT

Friday Night: GET REALLY DRUNK AND WATCH THE KEVIN COSTNER ROBIN HOOD.

Go home Saturday.

May you all get to go on such a lovely retreat someday.

-D.

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